List Of Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ Jokes From Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Frozen Empire

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Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Frozen Empire are fun sequels full of Easter eggs and cameos– and Dad jokes! And there’s nothing I love more than a good Dad joke. So I wrote them all down from the movie and figured you’d dig them too. Phoebe tries a few of the jokes out throughout the movie, and she absolutely nails them. Here’s a list of Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ Jokes from Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Frozen Empire.

About Ghostbusters: Afterlife

When a single mom and her two kids arrive in a small town, they begin to discover their connection to the original Ghostbusters and the secret legacy their grandfather left behind.

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List Of Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ Jokes From Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Phoebe’s a little awkward and weird, but hey, aren’t we all?

But she’s working on it!

And her awesome ‘Dad’ jokes pretty much steal the show in Ghostbusters: Afterlife, which is on our list of scary but not too scary Halloween movies for teens and tweens.

Here’s a list of the lines she throws out, hoping to break the ice with the new people (and g-d) she meets.

Phoebe’s Jokes From Ghostbusters: Afterlife

• Why can’t you trust an atom?
  Because they make up everything.

• Mr. Grooberson says he knows what triangulate means.
  Phoebe: Oh, I thought you were just being obtuse. (winks)

• What does a hamster have in common with a cigarette?
  (Pause)
  They’re harmless, unless you stick ’em in your mouth and light them on fire. – Phoebe’s dad jokes from Ghostbusters: Afterlife

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  A fsh

• There’s two whales in a bar, one says *whale sounds*
  The other says “You need to go home you’re drunk.”

• What do you call a dead polar bear?
  Whatever you want, he can’t hear you

• A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “We have a drink named after you!”
  So the grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?!”

Phoebe’s Dad Jokes From Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

So a photon is checking into a hotel
The bellhop asks for you need help with your luggage?
The photon responds no thanks; I’m traveling light. – Phoebe jokes from Ghostbusters Frozen Empire

Hope you laughed at Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ jokes from Ghostbusters: Afterlife and Frozen Empire!

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