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List Of Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ Jokes From Ghostbusters: Afterlife

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Ghostbusters: Afterlife is a fun sequel full of Easter eggs and cameos– and Dad jokes! Phoebe tries a few of the jokes out throughout the movie, and she absolutely nails them. Here’s a list of Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ Jokes from Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

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About Ghostbusters: Afterlife

When a single mom and her two kids arrive in a small town, they begin to discover their connection to the original Ghostbusters and the secret legacy their grandfather left behind.

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Watch the Ghostbusters Afterlife trailer here.

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List Of Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ Jokes From Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Phoebe’s a little awkward and weird, but hey, aren’t we all?

But she’s working on it!

And her awesome ‘Dad’ jokes pretty much steal the show in Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

Here’s a list of the lines she throws out, hoping to break the ice with the new people (and god) she meets.

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Mr. Gary Grooberson (Paul Rudd) with Podcast (Logan Kim) and Phoebe (Mckenna Grace) in Columbia Pictures’ GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE.

Phoebe’s Jokes From Ghostbusters

  • Why can’t you trust an atom?
    Because they make up everything.
  • Mr. Grooberson says he knows what triangulate means.
    Phoebe: Oh, I thought you were just being obtuse. (winks)
  • What does a hamster have in common with a cigarette?
    (Pause)
    They’re harmless, unless you stick ’em in your mouth and light them on fire.
    – Phoebe’s dad jokes from Ghostbusters: Afterlife
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A fsh
  • There’s two whales in a bar, one says *whale sounds*
    The other says “You need to go home you’re drunk.”
  • What do you call a dead polar bear?
    Whatever you want, he can’t hear you
  • A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “We have a drink named after you!”
    So the grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?!”
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Hope you laughed at Phoebe’s ‘Dad’ jokes from Ghostbusters: Afterlife!

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