Tiger King is still the talk of the nation and Netflix just dropped an additional episode! Sit down with your Tiger King coloring sheets and watch Joel McHale interview some of the major players from the series. Man, we got some wild responses! Here are the wildest quotes from the Tiger King and I bonus episode.
The Wildest Quotes From The Tiger King and I Bonus Episode
I’m not sure what I was expecting from this one, but it didn’t disappoint!
Joel McHale interviews- from isolation on his couch- a few of the major players from the hit Netflix docuseries Tiger King.
The 8th episode is a bonus Tiger King show that catches up with some of the fan favorites since the series has aired.
And you won’t believe what they had to say about fame and post-Tiger King life.
And there are a few suggestions on who they’d like to play themselves in the movie, cause you KNOW there’s one in the works!
Here are the wildest quotes from the Tiger King and I bonus episode.
Bonus Episode Tiger King and I Quotes
Just living clean. Loving Jesus. – Erik Cowie
What’s the point, if I’m just going to get peed on again every day. So… – Erik Cowie
Your title remains head zookeeper? – Joel McHale
Uh, yeah, major asshole… you know… – Erik Cowie
Those cats trusted me up to the end and somehow, someway they looked at me like ‘Dude, you let me down’ kinda thing. I could see it in their face and in their eyes. – Erik Cowie
I don’t care about you, I don’t care about Joe. I’m here for the cats. – Erik Cowie
Should Joe be a free man? – Joel McHale
No- not no but fuck no. – Erik Cowie
My teeth are jacked up, I’m an old man, and no I don’t do meth I like sleeping too much. – Erik Cowie
(about the nanny) She’s hot- Lauren Lowe
I think they tried to sensationalize it a bit to give it a villain, and villain (points to self) is right here. – Jeff Lowe
About Allen: He’s the sweetest hitman you could ever hire. – Jeff Lowe
About Allen in the bathtub: Kinda slexy, wasn’t it? – Jeff Lowe
Now it’s just that I’m Fonzie. – Jeff Lowe
Do you think Carole killed her ex-husband? -Joel McHale
Abso-fucking-lutely. -Lauren Lowe
There’s no question in my mind she did it. – Jeff Lowe
He’s where he belongs and I’d probably just tell him- you know- Gotcha. – Jeff Lowe
Animals don’t give you any crap, just people. – John Reinke
He always tried to keep everybody smaller than him. – John Reinke
The man did a lot of stupid shit. – John Reinke
That was my only friend at the time. (regarding the skeleton in the car) – John Reinke
I was stopped three times during a pandemic in Walmart. – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
I never thought that they should be kept in captivity- but the reality is that they cannot return to the wild. There’s not a wild for them to return to. – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
I don’t have any regrets (in response to losing his arm) – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
Oh there’s no fight between me and a 600 lb tiger. It took all of 15 to 20 seconds, maybe. – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
Have you watched the attack? – Joel McHale
I have- over and over yes sir. – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
He fed people for free, a full Thanksgiving dinner. Every single year that I’ve been there. – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
I never stopped trusting the tiger. – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
I think justice was served but I don’t want to see that man die in prison. – Kelci ‘Saff’ Saffery
It’s fair, it’s balanced, and it’s a wonderful production. – Josh Dial
The truth hurts. – Josh Dial
That he was batshit crazy. Who was very shady as far as his business dealings went. – Josh Dial
The best part was the lions every morning they did their roars. All the windows of the house would rattle. Our alarm clocks were 30-40 lions roaring at once. – Josh Dial
Joe spoke to a shaman. – Josh Dial
Us gay folk are almost an endangered species over here. – Josh Dial
All these animal folks are the same. All they care about is money. – Josh Dial
He’s in the loop on this and he’s loving every minute of this. – Josh Dial
Fuck the feds. Do your job. – Josh Dial
In the documentary they showed it not finished. It is 100% finished now and will be revealed ultimately. – John Finlay
We both binge-watched it in 7 hours. – John Finlay
I was portrayed as a drugged-out hillbilly. And I was 4-5 years clean at that point. – John Finlay
I got tattoos- why not show them off? – John Finlay
It was the farthest distance I could get away from Oklahoma and that zoo. – Rick Kirkham
You hear “Tiger King” when I walked through the mall. – Rick Kirkham
Nothing compares to this series- this documentary series has become a phenomenon. – Rick Kirkham
Joe exotic is more evil and Bill OReilly is more just an asshole. – Rick Kirkham
About 3 months in I began to see him doing things to animals that I knew was wrong. – Rick Kirkham
He asked me to kill Carole at one time. – Rick Kirkham
I regret ever meeting Joe Exotic. – Rick Kirkham
The hottest Tiger King celebrity sighting location is Walmart. -Joel McHale
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Patty Holliday is a movie critic, writer, and podcaster living in the Washington, DC area. Her goal is to bridge the gap between casual fandom and picky critic with parent movie and television reviews.