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Eat Glass, Valentine! Care Enough To Send a Schitt’s Creek Valentine Card

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It’s no secret around here that I love everything about Schitt’s Creek. And since the Rose family is all about spreading love- in their special way, of course!- making Schitt’s Creek Valentine Cards only seemed natural. Fellow fangirl Shane Russell created these inspired by the fabulous Schitt’s Creek writing team; you can find her over on Instagram @shangelx

Schitt's Creek Valentines Cards: Insult Valentines for Schitt's Creek fans

Eat Glass, Valentine! Care Enough To Send a Schitt’s Creek Valentine Card

As David Rose says: I AM OBSESSED! 

With all things Schitt’s Creek, of course. My husband is going to get a stack of these- because that’s the special kind of relationship we have. That is to say: we love and laugh a lot, even getting in a few zingers here and there!

That’s our love language, anyway. And it’s kept us together for over 25 years, so I guess it’s working. 

 

 

If that sounds like your relationship, then you might want to check these Schitt’s Creek insult Valentine cards out as well!

Find one that’s perfect for the special someone in your life- your own Mariah Carey. 

David Rose Schitt's Creek Valentine Card Printable PDF

I mean, if you’re having one of those days and Valentine’s Day is just not your thing… there’s a Schitt’s Creek insult Valentine card for that!

 

Alexis Rose Schitt's Creek Valentine Card Printable PDF

Alexis has a point: when you love someone enough to get murdered first in the hotel room, that’s a keeper.

 

Moira Rose Schitt's Creek Valentine Card Printable PDF

Moira doesn’t seem like the fluffy valentine type, but she definitely loves her husband! This zinger was sent toward David, but you know, it works on so many levels!

 

Stevie Schitt's Creek Valentine Card Printable PDF

Stevie doesn’t mess around: even on her Schitt’s Creek insult Valentine Day Card. I mean…

 

Johnny Rose Schitt's Creek Valentine Card Printable PDF

When Johnny goes off on someone, he really goes off on them! And this is an excellent reminder for those that celebrate Valentine’s Day: don’t be a cheap ass!

 

David Rose Schitt's Creek Valentine Card Printable PDF

And when you really want to send that special message of love to someone: this is the one for you. Happy Valentine’s Day from the Schitt’s Creek family!

 

Printable PDF Schitt’s Creek Valentine Cards

If you need to print these out, you can head over to Facebook and join the Schitt’s Creek Fans Shoot the Schitt group. 

There’s a fantastic file located in the group that you can download a printable PDF of the Schitt’s Creek Valentine Cards made by Shane Russell. Do a search and you’ll land right on them!

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